Relying on What I Know of How the Hidden Feels,
I Advance a Theory
I Advance a Theory
by Jennifer Boyden
I
showed God the pool of fish because
he
said no one thought he had a sense of humor. Look,
I
said, these are funny—flashy
kissers, the silver darts of
them. God
nodded, but said
he’d
meant for them to rule the world. But
then evolution,
he
said, and, you know, it just didn’t work.
Carrots, I said. Now those are funny.
God
said they were close and he could see my point,
but
they just weren’t enough of what he meant.
Then
I remembered something
and
tilted back my head so he would watch me swallow.
Excellent! said God. I’d forgotten all about that one.
He
said at first he’d put little apples everywhere: into the legs
of
crickets and on the beaks of grackles.
We
decided he’d been right
to
take them out because they lacked subtlety. I was glad
he
kept them in the bodies
of
trees and stones and lined our backs with them, thrown them
into
us
as
if they were the coals by which we might burn.
From The Mouths of Grazing Things
© University of Wisconsin Press, 2010.
© University of Wisconsin Press, 2010.
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